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Darkard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Who does Temu think I am?

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Who does Temu think I am?

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Darkard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    what is that red thing in the upper-left? It looks completely alien to me

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      Silicone cover for the part of a VR headset that touches your face. Makes it a bit more comfortable. I think this one is for a Quest.

      e: I have one, it’s this:

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        Wow. Not the part of the body I expected it to go over.

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        Holy crap! Temu has been shoving that at me forever and I’ve been afraid to click on it thinking it was some kinda weird sex thing

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          It being for VR headsets doesn’t mean it’s not for kinky sex stuff

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          It is pretty yonnic, to be completely fair.

      • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
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        Here I thought it was a knockoff Thighmaster

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          That’s exactly what I thought it was too.

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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          I just said that same thing and realized you were a whole day ahead of me… Susan Summers must have done a great job at marketing that thigh master lol

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        just casually has the exact model lmao

        • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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          I didn’t get it on temu, and it’s not exactly the same. They’re all the same basic design because they have to be to work, and I happen to have a red one. They come in all colours.

          Weird.

          e: just for some more proof I’m not a bot:

          Uh, buy my book! XD

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        Why does this turn me on

        • MathiasTCK@lemmy.world
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          May the machine god guide you to better understanding and watch over the functioning of your machine

      • homes@piefed.world
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        Fascinating

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        So I definitely though they were trying to sell a thigh master ripping off Susan Summers or whoever that was lol

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      Silicone VR headset face cover

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      Thought it was some kind of sex toy.

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      I also want to know, unfortunately

      • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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        Granted, check the replies.

        Now the final wish is done, a sub sandwich for wish two, and Biden withdrew and isn’t president as number one.

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    Do some self reflection and embrace your true self. Advertisers know you better than you do!

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    deleted by creator

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      51% off femboys??

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        deleted by creator

  • ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world
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    Had to double check if this was not a violet post

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    How did she get what? I need to know!

    • Trex@lemmy.world
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      SOMETIME I LOOK AT My GRANDMA HOW DID SHE GET SO LUCKY TO HAVE ΜΕ?

      From a description

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        Lol thank you!

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    Report these to Google. Over and over again. The weird AI thirst bait ads they run are insane.

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      weird AI thirst bait

      you know it

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    Sounds like something a kinky grandma would say

  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    Don’t use TEMU. Basically, if it helps China, don’t use it.

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      Had me in the first half. As for the second, you don’t have a real reason besides China bad? Not even a “stop polluting by buying mass produced cheap single use shit”?

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        Why are you saying that like it’s not a good reason?

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          Meant more as it’s a real and easy (easiest imo) reason. “Not even a” implying they could not even muster up the brain cells to put up a real reason.

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        TBF China wants to kill us all and take over all the land, and they’ve been pretty successful in their recent attempts.

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          Why would China want to kill y’all? Someone has to farm the land for the new lords

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            lmfao

            This some kind of reverse psychology tankie or something? I’m not like you, I feel empathy for the Chinese citizens living in that dystopian hellhole.

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      I can’t express how much I’d rather give my money to China over any American shit. Like:

      Canada/Local > most of the world > China > […]x100 > USA/Israel

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        It’s your funeral. [and everyone you love.]

        I notice you tacked Israel onto USA there, let’s not ignore China’s role in vetoing the UN Ceasefire resolution with release of hostages in the terms, arming the Hamas attack on the music festival through their support of the IRGC who rule Iran, and supporting the Trump Admin’s reelection who ended all food aid into Gaza and shifted the genocide into high gear.

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      Okay

    • fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Not Amazon either, denounce Walmart too, US bad.

      Now, how about IKEA? Sweden probably bad. Aldi? Germany definitely bad!

      Also don’t you dare use your car, it helps oil corporations!!!

      I’m not against not using TEMU as a concept, but your point sounds as stupid as the ones above.

      PD: although, don’t use Amazon, Jeff Bezos definitely globally bad.

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        Now, how about IKEA? Sweden probably bad. Aldi? Germany definitely bad!

        Wrong. EU good.

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        Everything wrong with the USA is worse with China. You can even say that the worst part of the USA currently is Trump and he was aided in reelection by Beijing operated psyop TikTok. Fuck China, Fuck Authoritarianism.

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        IKEA is actually bad. They illegally fell trees in European forests.

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          They also hide tax money by operating as a “charity” IIRC

          edit: they’re operated as a non profit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_Foundation

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            How do they get away as a non-profit?

            Edit: Here’s what I found:

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              Why does that search look like that?

              • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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                You’ll have to forgive me for not clicking on the links. I am lazy and I used Google overview. Most people frown at using Google overview. I understand if you do, too.

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                  WTF is a google overview? Are you asking the AI?

      • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, why hate and boycott an entire country? There are hard working folks there that need to feed their families. I used Temu a few times and never thought about the country the store is from. I just wanted to see the product. So far, clothes off Temu aren’t that bad.

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          The people in that country have a responsibility to do something to stop the authoritarian assholes in charge. Until that point, all harm inflicted upon them as a result of their notoriety is deserved and their own fault.

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            How do you suppose they do that? You think it is that easy to lead a revolt!?

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              It wouldn’t be the first or the last revolt. If Xi “Poopy Pants Pooh” Jinping weren’t afraid of it he wouldn’t keep executing generals and parliament members.

              French Monarchs fell, Russian rulers fell twice, most English colonies threw off their own shackles.

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            In your opinion, what country’s products are okay to buy, then?

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              Definitely not the fucking shorter list.

              Blacklist any country with any form of aggressive military operations: Russia, China, USA, Israel, Iran, Lebanon, Indonesia, etc.

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                So what countries (with any considerable exports) are left to choose from then?

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                  Well if you subtract the ones I listed and India (or maybe not depending on the evidence in the Pakistan conflict) then bout 187 including Taiwan, the entire EU, Mexico, Canada, South Africa, etc.

                  But more realistically probably like 130 depending on how you draw the line and after excluding aggressors in Africa and South America.

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    the point of these bizarre ads is to make you share them on the internet, or with your friends. it seems to work

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    Yes!

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    A VR gooner, obviously!

  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    A sucker for having ads?

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    An egg?

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    Aliexpress shows me condoms when I search for 3d printer electronics, mcus and obd diagnostics… Why? Who even buys them from aliexpress? Would anyone even trust a condom from aliexpress???

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      wtf man

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