Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.
How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?
Decoy joke
Wait I think I saw a snail in m
Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime
Def a kid and not the poster who is just claiming their kid did it.
Yeah I guess that works too. In any case, I agree that it’s a good joke.
My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.
That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
that’s because it probably wasn’t drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up “my son did X in fifth grade” story
I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.
agreed!
“Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”
That’s really, really great!
Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?
Wheeeee!
Your kid is currently terrorising snails.
It is clever and funny. There’s cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.
The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt
Decoy snail
Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?
Because it was drawn by a 5th grader? (Assuming this post isn’t complete bullshit which it might be)
You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that’s just sad.
It appears you have wild expectations for a 10 year old’s understanding of animal physiology.
You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.
Any adult would be proud to have made this.
Mood
What’s the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?
He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.
They have laws that explode now?
