Thank you! I’ll be going and checking it all out! :D

I can’t believe I did that. Blame it on the sleep deprivation

¿Por que no los dos?

Pointless AND useless!

The expert in question is The Big Enormous Generation of Obvious Shitty Lessons on Internet Edutainment Syndicate

BOGUS LIES, for short.

Do you have a website where I can read all of these in order? Absolutely loving them

He’s tolerant of humor, and appreciating an aesthetic. If you have a partner, are they tolerant of you being a humorless curmudgeon with the sensibilities of Grandpa Simpson?

Fairly well. I’ve got funny shirts and a cute boyfriend, I think I’m doing pretty well

More like disgust jail :(

Good. Leave the funny shirts for the rest of us, then.

I somehow missed the twitter craze by accident. Was active on Myspace and then Facebook, but I always preferred my forums. Once I left all other social media, reddit was all that was left, and now Lemmy. It feels a lot more like what I miss, but still isn’t quite the same

One of my favorites, and my BF didn’t get it D:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face? Are you depressed?”

The horse replies “I don’t think I am”

At which point, the horse promptly disappears.

Now, if you’re at all familiar with the works of Rene Descartes, you’re likely chuckling at this point, knowing his famous quote “I think, therefore I am”

But to tell you that first would have been to put Descartes before the horse.

Idk, I’ve noticed a lot of people on Lemmy that tend towards their 40s or 50s

By far one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a very long time!!!

It’s an actual chant. I don’t believe it is normally followed by Kali Maa, however. Chants normally focus on a singular deity or deva, to the best of my knowledge.

Took me far too long to realize this was a reference to the movie, and not a random philosophy post about the impermanence of life

My mom and I moved to a new apartment, leaving behind basically everything we owned when I was about 17.

We made a post on Craigslist that said basically “in need of a couch, new apartment, single mom, can’t afford much but can pay up to 30 dollars”

We got dozens of emails. People telling us we could have tables, chairs, pots and pans, clothes… They furnished our entire apartment for nothing.

I personally prefer the peanut butter one. It’s my favorite of the sugary cereals, tied with the Reese’s cereal (but I don’t really care for the chocolate bits). Cheerios or grape nuts is my favorite of any cereal

You know how if you’re reading a headline from the onion and you mistake it for real you’ve “eaten the onion?”

Is there a name for the reverse phenomenon? Where a real headline reflecting actual reality is so ridiculous that you reject it out of hand as satire only to realize it was genuine? Regurgitating the onion? What’s the name for this?

I did Nazi that joke coming…

Grew up in Hampton Roads (Portsmouth, Newport News, VAB mainly, but lived all over). It’d be so cool to just walk down to the strip, step into the ocean, and slowly grow to the size that I could walk to Europe like I was walking across a small, shallow pond, then shrink back down to size, get my passport stamped, and have some German beer and sausages before coming home. Lol