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hey what is this personal attack, I just came home from baco tell
Fuck me, that spoonerism meme I posted a while back fucked up more than just me, it seems.
I normally suffer from translocating things, a la Sheriff of Rottingham, or like the meme itself. Weef Bellington isn’t real. He can’t hurt me runs out of room screaming
Reddit has such a tiny, sad little spoonerism community. If we can infect all of Lemmy with it then I’ll be pleased.
What’s a spoonerism?
So glad you asked! There are different types with different names, but the traditional spoonerism is where you switch the first consonant sounds of two different words. The example above is baco tell, which is the spoonerism of Taco Bell.
Holy shit, I just saw your UN. Amazing
TIL there’s a name for this. This has been one of my bits for years
in my defense, it was after gym
Lose 500 calories and gain 1000 calories. Perfectly balanced.
I know math. Zeroes cancel out each other, so it’s 5 and 10. 10 - 5 = 5. Plus 5 calories is nothing.
Maths community: “Years of academy training wasted”
Tacobell could be the healthiest fast food option. All that lettuce, onion and tomato not to mention the beans.
But if youre just eating sodium citrate cheese and meat you’re soft between the ears
That’s a great start! Taco Bell is probably the healthiest fast food. A power bowl is lettuce, tomatoes, beans, a little cheese, a little beef. Way better than greasy burger with oil drenched fries!
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Shitting aside, I legitimately think that this is the first step. Think about eating better every now and then without making yourself feel guilty if you can’t do it at times. Adapt your mindset over time. Maybe replace some sides with a healthier alternative or add some healthy snacks. Slowly sneak the better diet in there. If you forget it or knowingly push the better foods away don’t beat yourself up. Just try to continue.
For me this had a way better effect than rapidly changing all my dietary habits at once.
Be a trash panda, eat fast food, as long as you keep healthy foods in mind and keep trying.
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