Image Description:
Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.
Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.
Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl’s armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo
Text accoppaninn link:
Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials
Message was sent 11:59/AM
Reply from screenshotter: “that tweet?” There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.
I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants
You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”
I am sexually attracted to Oreos
I would say “what a good day to be blind”, yet you added the text transcription.
hehehe
Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.
The description is the best part for me. It’s got me thoroughly scratching my head wondering if OP is some AI, but they’re here in the comments with us and clearly not.
Bout to dive into some Oreos though myself.
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Live chaotically. Just tell them yes.
Don’t make me ask twice
We all have a visceral reaction to this because we’ve had an adjacent experience at some point. You know it’s true.
To which part of this??
Sounds uncomfortable for all involved
Here’s a version that doesn’t have potato quality