Image Description:
Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.
Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.
Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl’s armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo
Text accoppaninn link:
Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials
Message was sent 11:59/AM
Reply from screenshotter: “that tweet?” There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.
I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants
You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”
I am sexually attracted to Oreos
I would say “what a good day to be blind”, yet you added the text transcription.
hehehe
Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.
Don’t make me ask twice
Live chaotically. Just tell them yes.
We all have a visceral reaction to this because we’ve had an adjacent experience at some point. You know it’s true.
To which part of this??
Sounds uncomfortable for all involved
Here’s a version that doesn’t have potato quality