We don’t give a fuck about your Jesus.

And change beer to weed and I’m all for it.

I mean, we don’t want just any beer anyway. While bad pizza is still pizza, bad beer is piss.

“We have this case of Bud Lime for you.”

“You have exactly however long it takes me to load my shotgun with rock salt to be outside of my firing range,”

Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.

Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

they want to be left alone? Well tough shit assholes, you voted for the ones that don’t leave others alone, just as well.