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Turn your phone off before taking ambien
Start taking ambien, noted!
Dr Coomer?
“GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”
Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina
More vagene, noted
But you gotta say it like “I bet 💵 U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a 🏟️!”
Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!
Bigger vagene, noted!