What’s the gold one for?
the shower
After you take 10 thousand showers you unlock the golden one.
Urethra 😬
That sounds great
That’s not sounding that great to me
The sounding that makes me produce the same sounds as the pins in a lock when you slide the key in.
mouth
PSA: Don’t ever upload photos of your keys. A key is just a PIN, where the height of each tooth is a digit of the PIN. So if you share a photo of your key, you are sharing the PIN and anyone can create a copy of your key.
To be true is not that hard to pick a lock without knowing the key. If the lock have not antibump technology it’s easier to bumb it than to make a copy of the key.
Sure, for most locks, that is true. But it is a lot more conspicuous. If someone sees you picking a lock, they may report you. If they see you using a key, they will likely think nothing of it.
Also, lock picking usually leaves behind evidence. Using a key doesn’t. That may or may not be relevant, e.g. for insurance.
should have 2 pink keys
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And I straight up thought the brown one was made out of chocolate…
It looks exactly like chocolate. The color & texture check out.
(Ok, but this fucks the lock hard, all the paint in them mechanical parts will lock you out for good & you’ll need giant powered
dildosdrills to destroy it. Keys should be anodised to get them nice colours, not painted.)It took me a second to get this because I initially just thought it was a pink and black key set, and I was just thinking it was a badass colorscheme. But no, that is brown…
P.S., I hope you have a second copy of the front door key.
Life Pro Tip: Dip it twice for better coating!
That’s what marking rings are for. You just pull a ring of a chosen color over the keys handle. Additional bonus: Those rings come with distinguishable surface patterns, yo you can feel which key it is in the dark.
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