The only thing I called you was “German Police”, are you telling me that’s an insult? I thought the police were a respectable and upstanding part of the German people and steadfast protector of Recht und Ordnung.

Come on man, if I had tried to insult you I’d have chosen completely different words, like Fleischsalatnazi, Korinthenkacker, or Oberstudienrat. But I was merely making fun of your complete and utter inability to take a joke because it forgot to mention the obligatory pickles, which, let’s be clear, is simply a wonderful example of why Germans are widely regarded to have absolutely zero sense of humor.