SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoA cuppa Jilllemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square138linkfedilinkarrow-up1824file-text
arrow-up1824imageA cuppa Jilllemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square138linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·1 month agoWater? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
minus-squareDruid@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoIt’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoSo does every other drink for that matter.
minus-squareusernameusername@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNever drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva