Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony
Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.
Hoping to make a friend?
I’m a very friendly person for an average of 3 to 4 minutes.
Just going to town on them like the cookie monster
If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony, hit me up.
Penis sloth
I have penis apathy.
Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk
Penis gluttony
And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”
Penis… avarice?
Lust ✅
Gluttony ✅
Wrath ✅
Pride ✅
Sloth ✅
Greed ✅
Yeah, checks out.
Wrath: that’s just pp bdsm.
Or certain transphobic acts of violence.
Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.
In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?
Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.
Greed: I must own and control all the penises.
Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.
Greed: penis hoarder.
Where can I find someone with penis greed?
Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed
My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.
Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood
That’s just metalhead bros.
There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.
Taking turns topping, obviously.
Bottom surgery
i’m gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth
Erectile disfunction?
A pissing in bottles because you’re too lazy to leave your chair.
yes, yes this is penis sloth
Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.