Thanks, that sounds yummy.

We’re going to find out really soon how many Russian operatives are in Germany.

What’s your soup recipe? I find it difficult to make spinach- or broccoli-based soups taste good without a lot of salt, and I have high blood pressure.

Preacher

I love dumb ideas!

Shia Labouf

I vote republican in the primary, Democrat in the general. My state has open primaries. But even with closed primaries, you can vote for whomever you want in the general. Register as a republican to vote in their primary and try to resist fascism.

Most of it. If your electronic gizmos were made in the US, they would be luxury items instead of everyday tools.

Palatable

Time to start designing a self-sustaining perpetual train

Reminds me of Red Skelton, but with profanity to spice it up

Amazon has incredibly high turnover. They’re starting to worry that they’re burning through everyone who is willing to work for them.

I can’t wait for you to ride my hole either.

Er, I mean, yeah, my soul.

The spirit is willing

Is this your idea board for the Custard Fist amusement park?

It’s not an amusement park about CF, it’s a park for CF’s amusement.

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

My dad loved to quote “spare the rod, spoil the child”

Pikachu dong? NSFW

I knew someone at university with a twin sibling. One was afab and the other was amab. Both came out as trans. We used to joke that instead of getting top / bottom surgery, they should just get head transplants :-)

Furrier transfemation