Are you suggesting that lawyers migrate?

You forgot the heart

I ♥️ ANAL

Could be someone pissed about a call during a pivotal game, could be a former player peeved about a red card, could be an angry homophobe.

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Using those pixels, in this economy?

Makin Bacon, minus 5 points

Cthulhu awakens

Just like grandma used to make

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

– Terry Pratchett

I wasn’t allowed to watch his show. My parents were young earth creationists. I grew up to be an engineer and an atheist once I learned real science.

Yeah, it takes some practice to lose your gag reflex

Flatpacks

Poirot

All ICE agente should be afraid to leave their house

One of my friends still wears JNCO jeans

Bring your ID, your phone, your smartwatch, and every other connected device you own. They would love to know who you are.

Looks like a statue

They need to have a dog whistle to keep the voters in line. The dog caught the car on abortion, so they had to pivot. Now the scary trans rapists coming for your perfect purity ring daughter are the new boogeyman.

You can get backup warming Strips installed on a heat pump. It reduces the heating efficiency, but means it still works when it’s -30

Eh, she’s had a good life. Carbon monoxide isn’t the worst way to go out.