Wow, that is pretty but also atrocious

My kind of shot

That’s my drake. My drake bites, isn’t that right Mr Wuffles? But my dog doesn’t bite.

What’s the point of even growing long hair if you’re not going to tie it under your chin

I wonder if vampires can drink pope blood. Does it have the same effect as holy water, or is it normal blood?

Respond to everything as a teapot

It’s always hard to find the right hole on your first try

Was the town’s mayor named Mary?

Like a tootsie pop

You would use the, not my.

This is the broom and their betrothed.

Or use the universal “homie”.

Each hot dog holds an imprisoned soul for extra flavor.

Forget the whirlpool, give me the swirly pool

Because democrats are not progressive, they’re just left of republicans

Oooh, I love when a person defies the laws of thermodynamics!

Neat!

Same. It needs to be an even number, but 5 feels more even than 4 or 6.

Ponder the blue orb balls

It doesn’t create the perception that Trump is for sale, it just confirms what we already knew. I hope those CEOs have a good dentist who can clean the spray tan off their teeth.

Instructions unclear, I went kobold

I wouldn’t recommend it, you don’t know what you might catch