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1 month agoIt"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
Good morning, I hope this email finds you reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones.
I’m guessing this documents an experience of being left on read during a time of need. The tattoo (if it’s real) may be an attempt to punish the person they were reaching out to. All speculation, of course
TL;DR: Biden plans to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic
Already dying a gruesome death tho, ain’t I. Million bucks sounds handy
I can’t tell if that’s good Janet or evil Janet, but either way she’s right
Put it on GitHub and some tryhard will do a bunch of free work on it. Source: am tryhard
Moldy Monday is off to a great start
Gaming?? Yeahyou’reright