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Do other religions go to such great lengths to cover this kind of news? Like would we see the same for the Dalai Lama?
RIP Pope Francis. Glad you put Just Dumb in his place.
Bring him back, take Trump instead
I fucking hate you Vance, this is your fault!
One less pedo
Rest in peace Pope Francis 🕯️
Any signs of plutonium poisoning?
He was like man this guy sucks, I don’t want to live in a world where this guy has power, then dies. I feel the same dude…
Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Gfdi. I’m not religious, but knowing that Catholics are going to choose a new Pope, I can only look forward to more bad news of comformity to godawful world news in the form of a shitty New Pope who inspires and empowers all the shitty people.
Great, one more thing to make the world even worse.
Pope is recovering;
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meets JD Vance
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dies a couple days later…
Hmm
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I actually saw a headline yesterday about how the Pope “ghosted” JV Dunce. 😫👻
JD Vance: “How long have you worked here?”
Is Francis really your name? What’s on your birth certificate?
“Have you said Thanks, even once?”
His last words: “Dear Father in heaven, that unsufferable man!”
Yay!
Looks like it’s time for another pope race. I would like to throw my hat in the ring. As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice. But maybe it’s time to mix things up. My central campaign planks? We’re going to bring back indulgences and try to make the Papal States a thing again. Also, expect skits and improv sessions to have a big place in Catholic mass in the future!
I know I’m an unorthodox choice.
There’s a joke somewhere in here
Your candidacy would put the Church in quite a predicament, for sure. They could either embrace a trans woman as a leader (confirming that there’s nothing wrong with trans people) or reject her for being a woman (therefore admitting that one can, in fact, change their gender).
Of course, this is a false dichotomy, but a good PR team could spin it as a human rights win either way.
“As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice.”
As someone in the same position good luck
Only guys can be Pope.
Hey, hey, hey… there’s always Pope Joan. ;)
This, in the Catholic Church, transwomen actually do count as women. Recent ruling, they’re against “Gender Ideology”, whatever the fuck that means, but make exceptions for transpeople due to Francis ruling gender dysphoria a geniune medical issue that is exempt from rules against whatever “Gender Ideology” is
But according to TERFs and fash, she is a guy though
