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…and the rainforest frogs that excrete nerve toxins from their skin would jump on your exposed skin and try to paralyse you.

You only hear dozen little feet going plat plat plat SPLAT.

…after that you just helplessly stare at the sky till your lungs cease to function.

We only need a lab studying frogs and we have a movie.

In Finland we have this saying “voiko vitutukseen kuolla?”

There’s a new contender to the “weird shit from Finland” scene

Finnish Cabin Mayhem

Poor can work at the Mar-a-Lago for food or die in a gutter. That’s the American way.

One of these will happen?

1. Trump is Putins puppet and US will eventually drop support from Ukraine. Europes support will not be enough and Ukraine eventually falls. Trump tower will be build in Moscow in a decade.

2. Trump will brown nose Putin. Putin will humiliate Trump and things will continue as is.

3. Option 2, but Trump dies or is incapacitated. Just replace Trump with Vance or other Republican stooge.

4. Trump is actually a misunderstood stable genius and war will end with territorial loses that Ukraine can accept.

5. Russia has an economical collapse and has to pull out of Ukraine, but still desperately tries to cling on Crimea. No peace agreement signed and conflict continues as a confusing mess to far future, maybe stabilizing in Korea style.

6. Everybody goes nuts and we are all live action roleplaying Fallout.

If no shield, can we have a beam laser build in to the staff to even things up with the precog.

…and some earplugs.

At least this time it isn’t Lavrov

Is Batman really helping the poor or is he just in an endless loop of revenge where he keeps beating up and tormenting killers of his parents.

You remember those days playing Battlefield when “jihad jeep” was a viable tactic taking first contact on enemy defensive position and tanks.

Who would have known that in a decade flying version of that would become a major player in a real battlefield.

📐

Better

He’s Putins dick cheese. We know

Windows was enshittified decades before it was even a concept. Grandaddy of enshittification.

Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I’m sure their happy to help.

Swimming pool level deep end deep?

Some universe needs to be the insane for the sane to exist.

Changing timeline with useful morons. Not a bad idea.

So, 3rd world war will start and Russia will launch nukes. Nato will fuck up their response, because of the orange freek. Most Russian nukes either fail to fly, fail to detonate or the yeald is garbage, because corruption and stolen maintenance funds. Earth will only be partially ruined. Russia will declare victory and soon collapse due to internal conflicts, arguments about the new world order and related assassinations. Something better will eventually rise from the mess.

Yes, but what about me money?

US had to leave this half way. There was still one senile old geezer left.

Not a native speaker so…

“Fingertip towel?”