I didn’t mean for this post to cause a bunch of arguing in the comments =(
I thought this was just some gallows humor (e.g. “Everything’s lovely except that I have to fear for my safety all the time”) type of shitpost that sounded similar to comments I’ve heard from women irl a lot.
You joke but I do that, I don’t want to appear like I have any money, so if I’m going to be out at night I wear my shitty Timex most often instead of the fancy (looking) Nixon, ripped thrifted sweatshirts instead of Supreme (or whatever brand is popular now tbh I’m not a brand guy anyway, but ykwim “clearly nice clothes”), etc. Nobody’s robbing the guy who looks like he’s about to explain how he just needs $23 to get a bus ticket and if you could just help…
Way to miss the point, buddy. This is why I had to put a disclaimer in my comment.