There’s not much context. It started with my friend showing me how he could speedrun zooming into a specific potash farm in China and then it grew into a series of shitposts
Haha, probably shoulda added some kind of context sooner. I highly recommend making a game of trying to find potash farms on Google Earth. There’s one my friend found in the desert in China where they’ve got glass boats and boardwalks on the potash farm and made it into a national park. You can see it up close on street view. There’s also some potash farms in Utah, new mexico, and Canada.
I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my car a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message, like I was some sort of representative or something.
I put a “honk if you’re horny” bumper sticker on it and then some jerk followed me around honking for days. He said he was so horny, his stomach hurt. He even sat behind my car honking at my mother’s funeral until I gave him one of the porno mags from the boot of my car.
There’s not much context. It started with my friend showing me how he could speedrun zooming into a specific potash farm in China and then it grew into a series of shitposts
This is the dumbest thing I have heard all day and I love it. Thank you so much for keeping the internet weird.
Lol. Thanks for that. Making silly dumb little shitposts and seeing other people make them makes my day.
was honestly losing my mind at your posts but this context makes it so good
Haha, probably shoulda added some kind of context sooner. I highly recommend making a game of trying to find potash farms on Google Earth. There’s one my friend found in the desert in China where they’ve got glass boats and boardwalks on the potash farm and made it into a national park. You can see it up close on street view. There’s also some potash farms in Utah, new mexico, and Canada.
Nah, the lack of context is better 😆 I’ve hiked a mountain here called Potash, think I’ll do it again after this.
I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my car a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message, like I was some sort of representative or something.
What did you do to make your car funny?
I put a “honk if you’re horny” bumper sticker on it and then some jerk followed me around honking for days. He said he was so horny, his stomach hurt. He even sat behind my car honking at my mother’s funeral until I gave him one of the porno mags from the boot of my car.