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minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·7 days agoAmerican hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan. He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite. He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 days agoAs an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
minus-squareNoxy@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoDon’t insult dragons by comparing them to a fuckin health insurance exec!
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoI’m speaking, of course, of greedy, wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug. Who would slaughter an entire mountain of Dwarves to get his claws on wealth he will never spend, just to have it.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoHis name is Spartacus. I am Spartacus.
American hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan.
He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite.
He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
As an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
Don’t insult dragons by comparing them to a fuckin health insurance exec!
I’m speaking, of course, of greedy, wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug. Who would slaughter an entire mountain of Dwarves to get his claws on wealth he will never spend, just to have it.
His name is Spartacus.
I am Spartacus.