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This gave me a good laugh
You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they coremoved? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
Ooh, I know this one!
Help?
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The Wizard of Oz
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
*psychedelic fantasies
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I’m lost lol
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The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
Gandalf isn’t a man though right? That’s why we can forgive ourselves
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless removedfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
*ekans
We don’t need no stinking badges!
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
We need the real title as well!
Title
Green Eggs and Ham
Never heard of this one.
Green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham!
Hehe, because I do an overly dramatic emotional reading for my 4yo, it’s her favorite book btw.
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
😂😂😂
My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
Two kids torment a cannibal and then brutally murder them.
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Hänsel and Gretel?
Yep!
Nice Old lady feeds lost children only for them to turn violet.
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
Binding Nemo
Which book is this?
The Rainbow Fish.
This child cannot befriend anyone, even in her wildest dreams.
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Coraline ?
Good guess, but not quite!
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Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
She’s mostly upset at, or upsetting, everyone she meets for most of the book.
Shame on me, I posted a bad description for the same story as well. xDD
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔
I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.
Sounds like it! :)
