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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

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    You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.

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      AAAAAAAA!!!

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      Removed by mod

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    Removed by mod

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      For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

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      Fuck I can hear her say it too

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    This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

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      YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

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    Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

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    Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

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      I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,

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    There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.

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      Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

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        Good way to eat noodles imo.

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    I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

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      While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

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    Slots ruin everything…

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      Your fork’s a slot

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        Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),

        Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.

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          The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land

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