there was once an attempt to define life. they ended up agreeing that a living thing is alive if it can procreate… then one replied that technically, that means that a single rabbit isn’t alive but a couple are.

well, as we all know, laying eggs doesn’t matter at all since mammals are the „boobie-animals“. they were named after the mammary glands and since humans like platypuses have mammary glands, they must be mammals despite laying eggs…

I’m offended on behalf of platypi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme

First historical depiction of guy in track pants trying to chat up a woman at the grocery store.