Kimmel has already said this is his last season, voluntarily.

Daily Show is next. Maybe Seth Meyers.

All but two of them.

What a delightful way to raise awareness. Also, very Seattle.

Back when I was moving more regularly, yes, but only when I first woke up in the morning.

I wouldn’t compare them. Sometimes I want one, sometimes I want another. Also, bourbon is half the price of scotch in the US.

I’ll allow it.

The creek/crick thing is very regional even within New Jersey.

Yep.

There are people who don’t feel mosquito bites?

Which one?

I can drink more bourbon to help with the upcoming sales decline.

Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.

Bad link

I’m from South Jersey, and that’s how most people pronounce those words there.

Good cheese is already so expensive.

I haven’t lived there in a while and I don’t pronounce it that way anymore, but where I grew up, water is universally pronounced “wooder”.

What region? I’m pretty sure that’s standard.

Shaving one’s arms is weirdly common among women in Japan.

“perceived” cover-up.

I’m definitely old since, to me, “vintage” automatically means cartridge games.