It’s worked for and on me
Username checks out
Thanks, and my romantic life is going grate
This lesbian has big dad energy.
It’s probably why moms are into me
Oof!
Which cheese fascinates you the most? And is there a fascination type? Are cow milk blue cheeses more fascinating than goat milk cheeses?
An aged cheddar has a fascinating complexity. Give me cheeses old enough to have gained wisdom
o7
The prophecy was true!
This better not awaken anything in me
Too late
Sigh… unzips pants
These images are almost perfectly arousing, they just need to get rid of the lady and I’ll be at full mast
Well, I’m not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That’s a lot of cheese - it’s not like they’re going to just throw that out.
I’ve read that in Parma the cheese is so valuable they essentially have banks that hold the cheese for people. I’m almost wondering if this cheese was her payment for the marketing gig.
Would be a shame not to share that cheese with the world. In the states I’ve seen full wheels go for about $1k.
Time to buy some swiss cheese
There seems to be a strategically placed hand blocking a parmesan grinder, probably for the best. But seriously, the other photo of her smiling and hugging the cheese like a giant stuffed animal is somehow heartwarming. It’s cheese, brain. Thousands of dollars of fancy cheese.
And she’s looking at the camera in a way that says, “I know you looked there.”
So the money of Big Parma is behind her
Why does the website have this section? I am dying of laughter.
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As a man of Italian heritage, I find this incredibly appealing on several levels
If I were parmesan I’d sponsor her too. She’s the wheel deal.
They’d make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels
that third wheel will go for millions
and the feet ones too probably
That’s going to get sold on the internet.
How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent
Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?
no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard
can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.
Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.
It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.
They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.
is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??
plz i need to know
That one is a mystery to me I’m afraid.
I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.
Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.
You can’t disabrie that she’s gouda make a lot of money from this.
Cheddar, if you will.
Vegans: I’m not impressed.
I’ll pay extra for that third wheel.
Why is this cheese smell like fish?
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin
Lemmies are even worst than Reddit in taking a joke.
well it would help if the premise of the joke wasn’t wrong and 500 years old.
If you’ve never hit the unlucky lottery and smelled fish before, you might very well be a virgin.
Basing on my statistically significant sample I would say vaginas do not smell like fish
“statistically significant”
LOL sure buddy.
They NEVER smell like fish? Are you sure about that?
well there is that ye 'ol saying:
if it tastes like chicken, keep on licking. if it tastes like trout, get out
but acktually it’s the bisection of lime and aluminum foil
