(this was from a couple of years ago, but feel free to add it to your vocabulary now)
- Hey boss, I won’t be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever. - I might use this for my next MH day. 
 
- I’m latibulating as we speak - fuck 🥵 - Huh, I didn’t know you could italicize emojis 
 
 
- To hide in a - dictionarycorner- “So what have you been looking into lately…other than glory holes?” - Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent 
 
 
- takes notes furiously 
- I don’t want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain. - If anyone comes thinking I’m some sort of guru, I’ll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down. - And this is why every hermit that people claim is so wise is always pissed when people come to them - They put in as much effort as possible to get as far away as possible and yet… 
- So a latibulation cave. I’m latibulating in my latibulation cave. 
 
- Can’t wait to Baader-Meinhoff this one… 
- I’ve been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective. - I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while. 
- I latibulated at work today for like 9h, then did all the things in the following 20 minutes. 
- Fun fact! It’s pronounced ‘lattyboo-lar-tay’ - (No need to double check) - I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes. - Oh wait, that’s Greek. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll let it slide this time. 
- Can i order that lar tay in starbuck? 
 
- As wonderful as she is, I can no longer see Susie Dent’s name without thinking about this Jimmy Carr joke 😄 
- I latibulate with VR on a daily basis. - Me too. Feels weird being part of the elite dissociative club. $5,000 and a master’s degree in computer science so I can authentically move my fingers and toes as a dragon man and pet some dog girl who’s in literally Australia. - We’ve gone full circle 
 
- Along with most other aspects of 17th century living. 
- furiously latibulates 








