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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My personal prices for each:

    Live grub: $50

    Large raw onion: $25

    Carolina Reaper: $100

    Century egg: $10

    None of these are even $1000 foods, much less $1,000,000 foods.

    If you offered me $1 million to eat all four, I’d do it without thinking twice about it.

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      Son of a removed has a dedicated menu for eating crap!

      Though I’d pay 50 bucks to watch you eat a grub.

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    What is the thing on the bottom right?

    But as someone who likes onions, this is a no-brainer. I’ll eat a dozen onions like they were apples for that much money!

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      Century Eggs are raw eggs kinda cured with lye I think. I’ve eaten one just because I was in China. They’re fine, probably better than a raw brown onion.

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        I will take your word for it. But I will still go with onions all the same, because I never had a century egg, but like I said, I am super familiar with all sorts of onions. Better the devil you know and all that.

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      Century eggs

      • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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        I think I heard of them. I do not know anything about them. So I will be eating onions. carolina reapers are simply too hot. Onions? Spicy, but very manageable. Also onions are good for you. They’re the most popular vegetable in the world!

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          I’d eat the onion for free tbh, I love those fuckers.

  • FoxAlive@lemmy.zip
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    Bugs one bite would be no issue for 1 million. Maybe even 100 dollars to be honest depends if I had a few beers in me and was at some kind of social event.

    Onion would be fine, no qualms there. I would do it for 20.

    Would prefer not to do the pepper but again I would do the pepper for 100 bucks in the right setting. I’ve had this exact scenario at a restaurant before when we had some drinks in us.

    Wouldn’t do the egg. Would do it for a million but it would be the only one that would feel like a actual challenge.

    • SirActionSack@aussie.zone
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      Don’t eat raw bugs!

      https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/

      • FoxAlive@lemmy.zip
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        No bug can stop me

    • Chezus9247@lemmy.world
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      Oh is that the extremly old egg? One of my mates ate it one day. It’s wasn’t good but definitely not puke-worthy. I’d eat that without a payment.

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        I’ve never had one so in fighting my first impressions. I’m sure you could talk me down to 100 dollars again.

        But I don’t wanna sell myself too short if I keep telling people my bottom price when I could be getting a million.

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    Can I do all of them and get $4mil? 😂

    • tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

  • Doom@lemmy.world
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    Is that a century egg? I’d eat that. Been wanting to try one actually. I hear they’re tasty af.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Yes, I was delicious, but the public wasn’t ready for it so I sold terribly and Salty took me off his damn menu and locked me away down here. And now you know my cool fucking backstory.

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    I was born in New Mexico; under the land of the green and red chilies. Give me that fucking reaper and my easy money.

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    OP really underestimates what I would eat for one million dollars. Shit I’ll eat a dismembered human thumb

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    A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn’t feel like normal hot peppers – it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.

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      We grew some reapers intentionally once and we quickly figured out the best way to use them was to chop them up, scrape them into the compost bin, and then cut other stuff without washing the cutting board.

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        This has the same energy as an absinthe rinse and… I kinda get it.

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        One of them chopped finely in a stir fry is fine, but only if you’re looking to eat something actually hot. For a crock pot full of a chilli meat/bean sauce, one reaper and a couple of bhut jolokia is about right for a nice medium heat.

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    I’d pick the onion, because it’s the only one there I’ve eaten before.

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    >powered milk

    Milk so high in test that it cums from a bull

  • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Just slice the onions, put them on a bbq or smth and then in a burger

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    Can we cook them?

    • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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      Right, can I add some rice? Stir fry them? Since I ate All of them do I get 4 million?

    • itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world
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      Put the onion in some nice pasta sauce

      Eat some pasta

      Collect check

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    Tax free! I’m no billionaire! I’ll pay my fair share thank you!

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    Top left 100%

    Mapane worms are a thing and a staple meal in Botswana.

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      Onions are staples globally

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        I ain’t eating a raw onion

        • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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          It’s not specified that it has to be raw. French onion soup anyone?

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          Me neither, just saying it’s more globally acceptable.

        • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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          For $1M you’d be a fool not to.

          • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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            Worm better

  • Vespair@lemmy.zip
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    Onions taste like somebody already ate them, enormous no thank you 🤮

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      What an interesting perspective… Thanks for sharing.

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