When your partner won’t stop yapping
Me in work meetings

Some coked up techbro lady in the seat next to me on a plane wouldn’t stfu about running her business so I pretended to fall asleep while mumbling half answers until I could actually fall asleep.
Do I look at the pictures of a dying cat? Give it a sausage. Better die with a sausage than while being photographed…
My guess is that it’s just waking up from being under anesthesia.
If you can’t tell your partner you’re annoyed, your relationship is not long for this world
Precious kitty.
But also makes me sad. Most of my partners haven’t been yappers outside of a few situations. I’d be very happy with someone that info dumped and yapped
and wasn’t just sitting there secretly wishing we could fuck.





