Buage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoBrilliant‼️media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square180linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01K
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minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·2 months agoFar more likely scenario Uber can now tell when you’re drunk, and don’t have a car and will charge you more because you’re desperate.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoAnd not pay the driver any extra
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAt least you get free breakfast buffet at strip clubs. (Or you did the last time I went to one more than 20 years ago.)
Far more likely scenario
Uber can now tell when you’re drunk, and don’t have a car and will charge you more because you’re desperate.
And not pay the driver any extra
like going to a strip club
At least you get free breakfast buffet at strip clubs. (Or you did the last time I went to one more than 20 years ago.)