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why is this funny???
Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?
You don’t have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It’s a loophole.
Once you’re married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you’ve prayed.
I’ll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.
I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place
I’d offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy
You had me at homes.
and the cheeky terrorism
cute!
might delete later
Sup
I want you
To want me
I need you
To become drastically more affordable
Where is my pronoun bike garage?
I’m more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He’ll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
Seriously, what kind of right centrist home nonsense is this image.
I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna … boy. … my fuckwife… dammit you guys already took the good ones
We have a match…
Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!
Then do you even need a gay room?
that doesn’t have to be gay
I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
Cleaned version
Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?
My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.
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No, it’s not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.
I live alone, so … yes.
Don’t pigeonhole yourself
only lefties, nazis have mixed toilets… such nazi incel may do pee same room as his mom, disgusting!
“Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!”
A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone’s uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree… It is what we want.
Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?
i’m not a beeologist or a methodist but i’d think so
Meth makes your blood sugar spike. That’s so they’d probably all od.
Well we do need more bees
When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
there are definitely people who preorder cars
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
Uh, do you buy a car from a phone number scrawled on the inside of a porta-potty?
That geo prism lasted me through college.
What is a pleasure for one, may not be for you. Different folks, different strokes.
The probability that it would be for me too is higher. We are all people, after all.
Can’t say I agree. Most people don’t seem to critically evaluate their purchases, especially expensive ones. I’ve gotten tons of bad advice from people that just bought into the hype on some shiny thing they saw a commercial for or a influencer talking about. People are fools. I try not to buy anything I haven’t laid hands on myself.
that’s complicated or am I getting it wrong?
People are these days through things like carvana “we’ll deliver the car you pick online straight to you front door” (grabs the one in the back that won’t sell because of the loud AC and it rides a bit wonky, hoping your need of a car out weighs the hassle of sending it back)
Lots of people have boundaries about sex before marriage for moral reasons. That doesn’t make them insane.
If they try to force you into doing the same, that makes them assholes.
