cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1131888/the-owner-of-my-airbnb-has-a-dog-named-kevin-his-human-sounding-name-terrified-me-at-fir
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I hate Airbnb, but this would get me to use it over a hotel!
Only useful if you’re going to a wedding or such with a group of people in an area without hotels.