stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe planets of the solar systemfeddit.dkimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1767
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minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoBy following these easy steps: Go to craft supply store and buy clay. Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold. Bake it. Pour piss from bucket into mold Freeze it Remove frozen piss from mold Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled. Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agothat’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWhat the hell did I just read?
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoCouldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
By following these easy steps:
Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
Bake it.
Pour piss from bucket into mold
Freeze it
Remove frozen piss from mold
Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
that’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
What the hell did I just read?
A guide to a happy life
Couldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.