Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agothis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldimagemessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1473
arrow-up1473imagethis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldKarmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·26 days agoIf I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing. “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.” You could even write a little jingle. “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days agoFrank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.
If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.
“McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”
You could even write a little jingle.
“We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
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Frank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.