Posted with my thinkpad running Arch btw.
If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.
Therefore, my answer is 42.
Nice feet!
I’d add the feet holding a globe, but okay…
Windows. Because I don’t hear how Systemd is the most evil thing in the history of computation…again.
Windows. It would show me the way out while blasting me with Ads.
Linux, however, would do nothing but scream about how I should use it, and how it really is the best, all while giving confusing, complicated, and unhelpful info about its numerous distros. Then, when I say that’s all too much and I’m just going to go talk to Windows, it spits on me.
If I was lost, Windows. More likely to get back to civilization by finding well adjusted users. Instead of one old graybeard that hasn’t seen other people for days.
(I use Arch, btw)
The graybeard would send you /home with a quick one liner.
Windows. That would mean there’s a building there, which means I might be closer to getting out of the woods.
How do you know a person is running Arch?
I don’t understand the question.
Linux.
But I don’t understand the question.
Windows, definitely
Then if it gets too hot I could open them
Linux.
Who knows how long that computer has been there, but if it’s been a while and still has something less than Windows 10, nothing will work.
What about MacOS?
I already said Linux.
Hey! I will have you know that’s Darwin, which is very different to Linux!
Yeah, Darwin still works even if you shower.
Which version of Windows?
please don’t say windows ME please don’t say windows ME
TempleOS
Gets eaten by bear from spamming the word from god command
Turns out God was trying to use the word from god command to warn me about the bear
Stupid glowing-in-the-dark FBI agents!
Linux, very obviously.
It runs inside so many wildlife cameras.
I guess linux as its more likely to be a phone.