Obama personally flew the drone that struck my wedding.
Turned out it was a good thing but that’s a story for another day.
As big fan of the original constitution, I personally don’t believe in any laws or technology from after March 4, 1789.
Oh, okay.
It’s better than being a liberal.
The Nobel Prize is rigged.
Even number of sarcasm punctuation so it cancels out.
I can’t believe you’re serious.
Most of Trump’s followers are smarter then sixteen Nobel prize-winning economists.
Neither are you, then.
I didn’t think that fox used TP, just the tongues of interns to clean themselves.
Where does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
It isn’t even the second best.
It wasn’t just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
What makes one a true christian?
Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?
I guess that’s straight from the priest’s dick.
But it’s a Chevy so you’d never get them anywhere.
Nice driveway ornament though.
I did this yesterday.