This is how it looks like in the baby ward of the hospital. Seriously I’m a baby expert.

That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

Biden sniffs hair and loves his son yuck!

/s

The whole Trump presidency was filled with Trump abusing vague powers because when it was written, they assumed that the president wasn’t a asshole.

This new law plus Trump is a cluster fuck.

It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

Which is so funny to me.

Like “Hey assholes, we want this!” On all the cars and all the career politicians just look away.

It’s more of a space for indie games without having the barrier of dealing with Steam and all that set up.

Like if I wanted to make a game about pooping in my neighbor’s yard, I can just upload the game to itch and have it ready for people to play. (Or sell it too).

With Steam, you have a significantly bigger set up. There so many more things to configure, things that a indie dev may not be ready to answer yet. Not to mention, it opens up the door to reviews and criticism from the “general gaming public”.

It’s common for most indie devs to use itch.io to test run their game ideas with a small crowd before launching it on Steam.

My bidet does not shoot at my whole ass. It only laser focuses on certain parts, which I dry with toilet paper.

My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

Ah yeah that was a slip

When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

I’d ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

This is also assuming the Genie isn’t a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There’s no rule against that.

That’s understandable since they are the most popular.

My city’s senator called it out on the news and it’s not getting any attention from mainstream media.

And remember that it’s only been about 48 hours since Biden can legally assassinate anybody so right now, the news is kinda uncertain how to play this out.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I still do, but I used to, too.

I dunno about that. I only buy natural and take a few months to eat it.

Never refrigerated.

Wait people leave kimchi out of the fridge?

Putting it in the fridge slows the fermentation process to trap the right flavor. Otherwise it’s a bit TOO kimchi-y and not so tasty.

I’m laughing way too hard at this thank you

I just realized ketchup in restaurants stay out at room temperature.

I always had ketchup in the fridge because it gives the mustard company.