The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research

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    So, it’s true then; Hitler has only got one ball,

    Göring has two but very small,

    Himmler is rather sim’lar,

    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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      Hitler had only got one ball,

      The other is in the Albert Hall,

      His mother, the dirty bugger,

      But it off when he was small

      (Love how things evolve by word of mouth)

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    It’s common knowledge he had a fucked up dick. Similar to Trumps actually. And I’m not just talking shit that is actual science 🤣

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      Hitler only had one ball.

      What do you think of a man with one ball… do you think he had two strikes against him?

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    This one is surprising:

    Claim: Hitler has Jewish ancestry

    In his own time, there was a rumour that the virulently antisemitic Hitler was in fact illegitimately descended from a Jewish grandfather, but the genes disprove this. They show that his ancestry is Austrian German, something Hitler had instructed genealogists to demonstrate.

    Edit: So is this:

    Hitler was in the top percentile in terms of his chances of having autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and some of his genes overlap between conditions.

    Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

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      Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

      Don’t forget being a speed freak too!

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          Not really. He had his private doctor that prescribed them to him and all his goons. Also Pervitin was an over the counter drug until 1940 and then a prescription one until around 1970.

          Hitler’s doctor prescribed him powedered cocaine for his throat and sinuses among other things.

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        This just gave me a flashback to how i read about a possible link between rtln and school shootings, more then a decade ago.

        From experience, something that tracked is a sideffect that completely numbs your normal external emotional response, but builds negative ones up on the inside.

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          If rtln is ritalin then no, there is not a link between that and school shootings. That was Oliver North bullshit along the same lines as RFK Jr trying to link Tylenol to autism.

          https://apnews.com/article/school-shootings-shootings-north-america-health-violence-a9d58fdda3ba49e0b212a5bfd33c39d3

          George DuPaul, a psychologist at Lehigh University in Pennsylvania whose research has focused on ADHD treatment, said a deeper body of research exists on the effects of Ritalin and similar drugs than of treatments for any other condition in children. He said it doesn’t support North’s claim.

          I take a higher dose of the generic for Ritalin and it doesn’t numb any emotions as far as I have noticed over several years. I’m not as impulsive when it is in my system, but that has more to do with being able to calmly think about things before doing them which was the intended outcome of taking medication.

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            What i read was long before this even (± 2011) and linked more to psychopathical behaviour then violence but yeah i worded it the way i did because i wasn’t sure about research in the last decade

            To be fair i had a very strong reaction to it even on a super low dose, long term side effects caused a lot of scars eventually. But i know for many people it does great.

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            Yeah it might’ve looked like my emotions were numbed on it as a kid, but that’s just that it let me think before I acted

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    Put this up there with Elon’s botched dick surgery for why fragile men obsess over genetics

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      I mean… something like that does effect your life in a very negative way.

      Fuck hitler and all. But this feels like making fun of him for being abused by his dad.

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        And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel, point being?

        I feel like the atrocities of eugenicists outweighs me feeling sorry for them. Why not dissect that malformation of humanity that makes such a disgusting thing as to shape a fascist?

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          I am not white knighting for them. But this talk is how people insecure about stupid shit like dick size.

          ‘OH, you are a defective. You must be a weak insecure facist.’

          I do not feel bad for him over this. He deserved all of his suffering. But goddamn, let’s focus on the shit that actually matters and not feed into actual toxic masculinity bullshit.

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        One indication of becoming a true adult is to accept personal ownership of all our flaws, and work to fix them, even if they were caused by our parents. We’ve got to grow up, own shit, and fix it.

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        The only source in this is Azealia Banks rage tweeting so take it with a grain of salt, she’s a bit crazy.

        Which is a shame because she’s talented and soooo funny

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          Yea I like some of her songs and she definitely has a great voice. But she’s a homophobic twat

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          I hold hope. Imagine a dickless twerp giving people horses and millions of dollars to be his sperm donor

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            I mean it’s definitely plausible, just don’t want anyone thinking it was actually confirmed

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      Hey that’s not fair, I’m a fragile man obsessed with my failings!

      But yeah no you right, trying to make up superiority to cover feelings of failure and insecurity is a classic.

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    We have Hitler’s DNA?
    So I guess there is a nonzero chance that there will be a Hitler-clone someday in the future.
    Fits this timeline.

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        l doubt that, considering he would be raised and live with the people who cloned him.
        And I raise the hypothesis that “leading a normal life” would not fit the motives of these people.

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          I meant to say, all things equal, Hitler’s genes didn’t make him do the stuff he did, but rather the environment and opportunity.

          If his genes were, say, secretly implanted into a couple’s kid by a rogue IVF clinic employee and he got raised as a ‘normal’ kid, he’d probably not differentiate much. Even if his ‘identity’ got leaked after 20-30 years, I’d like to believe “Hitler’s 2nd coming” would not become a neo-nazi in over 50% of cases. This was the hypothetical playing in my mind. Yours is/was different. Being raised as the natural heir and successor of the great Aryan German Reich would likewise probably work on the holder of any gene sequence.

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      I would be curious where they got it from. After Hitler killed himself, his and Eva Braun’s remains were burned by his adjutant. Some dental remains were found at the spot which matched Hitler’s dental records and which are the only confirmed remains of his body. The Soviets claimed to have found more remains that they exhumed and taken away. They also claimed those were later destroyed and all that was kept was a skull and a jawbone. This is more likely false since eyewitnesses to the burning of the body stated that only ashes remained.

      Looking at sources it does seem that the skull fragment was found in the Soviet archives in the 90s and early 2000s and was DNA tested against blood collected from the couch were Hitler apparently committed suicide. The skull came back as containing female DNA while the blood contained male DNA.

      So the only two sources of potential DNA for Hitler are his teeth remains and the blood collected from that couch but I’m wondering how do they know that the blood was Hitler’s and not someone else’s? A lot of other people committed suicide around the same time as Hitler or soon after.

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        Edit: I see, you saw the couch thing. You probably mean that we don’t know where it was for those 80 years.

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        Work had already been done in this area. In 2008, a Belgian journalist called Jean-Paul Mulders had debunked a story about a potential Hitler descendant. In doing so, Mulders found a relative of Hitler who shared a common paternal ancestor: a straight line of male ancestry meant that their Y chromosome would be identical.

        When this sample was compared with the blood from the Rosengren swatch, the match was perfect. With no risk of cross-contamination, it had to be Hitler’s DNA. The 80-year-old sample is as degraded as it should be and this type of Y chromosome is rare, making the chances of a mistake all the more remote.

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      Dolly 2.0 will be a a megalomaniac sheep. And she will try to exterminate all the black sheep, I assume.

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        Literally went missing. As opposed to his followers. Their brains went figuratively missing when they started following him and his modern acolytes.

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        So we would get a Hitler clone with possible deformities and other health issues on top of Kallmann Syndrome?

        Great, I am sure that would significantly improve his mood and totally not lead to senseless acts of extreme angry violence against some unfortunate group of scapegoats!

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        Of all the things we can fault Miller for, I’d prefer this wasn’t one we choose. His repugnant morals and actions are much more within his control and I’m sure there’s plenty of men with tiny dicks who are the best.

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          Yeah, the vast majority of intersex people are just normal people. I’d even say that this shaming of physical traits is what leads to the well known machismo overcompensation.

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            I think the stigma around virility and fertility is where the shame comes from. Monkey brains, after all. Wish we’d just evolve a tiiiiiny bit. Sex isn’t everything. Hell, I think the statistic is that we spend less than 1% of our lives total doing the sideways conga.

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          Totally agree. I hate it whenever someone uses that as a way to criticize someone.

          Big/small dick energy is a ridiculous concept also.

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          there’s plenty of men with tiny dicks who are the best.

          You’re right. But we all know there are men who take out their imperfections on the world and Stephen Miller fits the bill.

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      Why do you make blind links in your posts?
      It’s an absolutely disgraceful horrible idiotic habit, and should be cause for being banned.

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          Or maybe you should?
          And then just maybe Jordanlund should get his shit together, and post according to the standards he demanded of others as moderator.

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            As a moderator, the only thing I have to say about YouTube links is they can’t be top level posts, comments are fine.

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          That’s like saying it’s an internet link, nothing blind about it.
          It’s a moronic habit, and youtube has all sorts of content I have no interest in.

          /pKp6uD1JAdc

          Does not say a lot about the content…

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            The line immediately above the Youtube link referencing a song makes it clear what the link is.

            Gee… could it be… maybe a song… on YouTube? About Hitler?

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              Oh yes that true,
              It’s THE SONG!
              THE SONG ABOUT HITLER… 🤣 🤣 🤣
              /s How hard would it have been to include the title?

              ‘Hitler, has only got one ball!’ - British WW2 Song