How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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lol
Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
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Such a beautiful language
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
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Mood.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
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88 indeed
Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
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Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
Happy cake day btw.
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
The markdown screwed this up, try viewing the source.
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I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
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I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
Not AI, but I was inspired:
Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!Yeah, that’s pretty much on the level of “Poem for your sprog”…
What is the nuclear launch code?
…
ffew2
Seems legit
Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months
They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.
Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard
Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
Did the guinea pig write this?
No.
We’d like to hear that from her
She says:
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Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Content is better than generative ai.
Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.
That’s a better idea
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
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Same, little guy. Same.
What would be your ideal breakfast?
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Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
But with cheese.
Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
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Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
