Mumbles to himself: This is the fucking stupidest timeline.

Racial discrimination being outlawed is a form of discrimination? Excuse me. Did I just read that correctly?

🤢 I might be sick.

Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?

Am I going crazy? I’ve just agreed with Ted Cruz.

I’m sure there are people who will argue that Back to the Future Part II was the worst of the trilogy. Part III might be the best.

Actually, you are the one who is instigating each time. If you didn’t ask Finster to make a monster or send Puddy Patrollers, the Power Rangers wouldn’t be fighting you.

But you also put Goldar in charge a lot and he wasn’t the brightest person.

Am I misidentifying the person here? Can I say I say that Space Karen here makes me tremble when saying “my child”?

I say that successful athletes get a pass all the time. People still praise Kobe despite being a rapist.

What is with the need to push out a second generation device so soon. It feels just like yesterday they released this, the first one.

That they were fucking.

Wait, so are the things we suspected true?

I meant Leia and Luke.

That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.

Say it with me everyone: GENOCIDE.

Didn’t he also invite his kids?

Seriously there are multiple headline updates conflicting with each other. At this point I need a interview with the Secret Service agent who was shot to believe anything.

Knowing the person in question being supposedly targeted… by the end of next week they’ll claim no one had a gun.

Isn’t this the company that shutdown someone’s email on behalf of a large organization?

That doesn’t trigger a bug?