You already know the answer.

This will surely please John Mastodon.

The man whose brain worm starved to death.

The man whose brain worm died of starvation.

He’s had a busy day. Give him some treats.

The only reason I don’t like snap is because useful mount information gets buried in 5 million “loop” mounts.

“British media personality”. Until 5 seconds ago, I had forgotten the pointless prick existed.

Wouldn’t it be POSX and then POSXI?

Even when the prices go up and it all goes to shit, it’ll still be the immigrants’ fault.

What’s happening on that shit hole site now?

My wife referred to them as “the breast feeding Nazis”, which brought delightful images to mind.

We tried appeasement of a dictator in 1939 and it didn’t help. But I’m sure it’ll work this time.

This is one of the most American things I’ve ever read.

There’s going to be a lot of extremely obese leopards around, with all the faces they will be eating.

Good luck America, you are going to need it.

Luckily he’s too lazy to be a competent fascist.

And they go “oh well, sorry climate.”

Keanu Reeves with a sword, standing in the middle of a pile of bodies. Bad guy enters the room carrying a gun. Bad guy sees him and rather than shooting him from a safe distance, chooses to run towards him, still holding the gun out in front of him, shouting at him rather than shooting at him.

Moonfall exclusively uses cartoon physics throughout the film.

That will piss off the Starmer haters on here.