The best part is the reference to the “modeling job at shutterstock” 😂😂😂
Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************
hunter2
All I see is ******* /joking, don’t give out your password folks.
holy crap, really? lemme test
minecraft123
help how do i delete a comment
It’s okay it shows it for you because you already know it, it’s censored for me
deleted by user
Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.
sudo rm -rf /
I know, I took a risk with a windows themed joke lol. I will be transitioning to Linux with this windows 11 bs though.
Let’s try this, sounds fun:
p4s$w0яd123
Edit: didn’t work for me =(
“We’re so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what’s yours?”
your modelling job at Shutterstock
If this is real it’s the saddest way to create a fake profile. They probably left the watermark in.
my king?!?
Guards! Take her away to the dungeons, for she has addressed her majesty improperly.
For real though, security questions suck. Either someone who knows you has the answers which is insecure. Or you forget them. I just put my password in for all the security questions. My mother’s maiden name was definetly “ahsh555[51´,5%8”.
The first time I saw security questions start becoming a thing in the late 90s, I’d been online for about 5 years and had gone from a kid with decent tech skills to a skeptical teenager with decent tech skills. When I started seeing all these questions to answer while signing up for an account it set off the warning bells, so however many accounts I set up at the time have completely unguessable recovery answers.
Although one time I think I did guess my forgotten answer to “who was you first kiss?” as “your mom told me not to tell”.
Sounds like password reset questions
Yes. That’s the joke.
Why did people downvote this person? No, really, why? Like, this isn’t the worst example of this I’ve seen by a long shot, but I guess I’m just not in the mood for this crap right now.
- Can you even tell if the implication was that they didn’t know? Or was it maybe instead that they were being snarky?
- If they genuinely didn’t know, are they bad for it? I mean, you’re downvoting them because you dislike their statement, right? It’s not over irrelevancy. But you’re born knowing literally nothing, so what is “common sense”, and at what age does it happen? Is it a crime to be unsure of something? And think about it— do you really want to be the kind of person who is a dick to random people just for lacking a bit of sureness/clarity/awareness?
Ugh, social media is a great way for people to discover that they share ideas and tastes with other people, and therefore validate their own humanity; but it’s also a great way for them to get bullied by dumb mobs who don’t know them, into insecurity and mental health issues.
Eff off, internet.
Pointless red circle, pointless post title…
I’m noping out of there as soon as someone calls me king. Cringe AF.
“It’s EMPEROR. Get it right!”
“My king!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove.”
Thrown out window noises
im a rich young girl, but the bank blocked my money 😭
i will meet you if you transfer me the $200 fee for unlocking it 🥰
dont worry i will pay you back in double when i get it 🤑
I ll pay 500, will you double plllleaase?
