Okay, but outside the context, this is good advice.

Yeah, but a third isn’t necessary.

“Look, Lord,” they replied, “we have two swords among us.”
“That’s enough,” he said.
— Luke 22:38 (NLT)

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

If it’s hanging from the other side, there’s even more space for a spider to hide outside of view.

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

At least they’re not red circles and arrows.

Look for a bonnet. Wolves don’t wear bonnets.

That’s a funny court case. Pepsi releases an ad where someone gets a fighter jet for 7,000,000 pepsi points. Someone finds they can be bought for $0.10 each, so buys that many pepsi points and asks for the jet. The court sides with Pepsi, because it’s ridiculous to think you’re getting a fighter jet for that, and afterwards Pepsi edits the commercial to make it 700,000,000 pepsi points instead.

Also Pepsi never cashed the check for the points, and they did add a “Just Kidding” disclaimer, but that wasn’t in the synopsis on Wikipedia. 700,000,000 pepsi points would cost almost double what the jet is valued at, so if someone did try the stunt again, they’d theoretically be able to get the jet to them. However, the Pentagon stated that the jet would have to be demilitarized, which includes removing its advertised feature of vertical takeoff and landing.

It’s called touching your toes. Look it up.

Relevant Tom Scott

I dunno, I still think it’s just a punchline marker.

I interpreted it a bit differently, as if the owl was feeling “ugh, now I have to wake up early because everyone else already decided on it.”

Hmm, maybe that was it.

I think I’ve seen mac and cheese cups that ask for hot water.

I like how Star Wars is confusing in this way. It’s fun.

I am assuming so as well. I don’t remember exactly which movie he said, but it wouldn’t make sense for it to be the second of three.

I had a professor who didn’t even accept the whole trilogy, and (probably at least in part ironically) attributed some amount of societal problems to the third movie.

Other than the time being 7 AM, I’m generally that first bird. I try to make sure that everyone is on board with what we go with. I will ask the owl, and if it doesn’t work for them, I’ll check with the others for a better time. There is no being overruled before you can even speak up.

I’ll allow it.

Do you… do you yawn when you think too hard?