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All I want for Christmas is Christmas

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All I want for Christmas is Christmas

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    It would be Seth Rogan dressed in Santa’s clothing going, “heh, heh, heh,” dropping weed down people’s chimney for an hour and a half.

    I can already see the bits:

    First, he drops a dime bag down the chimney of the local DA. Now, “Santa” is wanted.

    He also drops some down a chimney with a fire burning, so the decompressing parents immediately get a contact high.

    While flying over Russia, he narrowly avoids rockets after realizing they’re not fireworks.

    Also, the slay gets grounded because people don’t have “Christmas spirit,” so he ends up getting pulled over by the police in a christmas slay.

    Seth Rogan almost gets arrested until they realize he’s “actually” Santa.

    Santa Rogan gets back to the slay and finishes delivering cannabis to the entire world. The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time. News anchors giggle while delivering the news. They get back to the real Santa and apologize. Seth Rogan asks if he’s still on the naughty list, Santa says, “I might need to make a new list for you,” touches his nose, and dissappears. Roll credits.

    • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sleigh btw

      • dragonbringerx@lemmy.world
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        But he’s killing it.

        • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That does exist - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa’s_Slay

          An… OK silly horror movie. Dont read the plot if you have any interest, just go for it.

          • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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            Ya that’s silly

            • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              It is, but its kinda fun. Not great but OK.

              Kind of like Black Friday with Bruce Campbell.

      • lemmyknow@lemmy.today
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        Clearly they meant for a queer stoner christmas movie

        • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That sounds fantastic

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time.

      There’s a shot of a pair of every single conflicting group blazed and hugging each other.

      Edit: The movie opens with cousins going on The Walk to avoid their fighting family, don’t realize what happens, and ends with a shot of them coming home to find everyone happy

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        I love that shot. They leave at the start of the movie because of all the shouting, lose track of time, and come back at the end to peace and laughter

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        You guys are fucking brilliant. I just want to see a mullah and a rabbi getting stoned together now.

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          You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is pretty close.

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            Haha holy shit I forgot about that movie! I used to work with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and even though he spoke great English if anyone would talk shit he’d say “You no mess Zohan!”

            He’s one of my favorite people I’ve ever worked with. I wish we were still friends.

            • P1nkman@lemmy.world
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              What’s stopping you from reaching out to him?

              • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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                He moved to Texas like ten years ago. I don’t have his number and I don’t use social media other than Lemmy.

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                  Shame. Maybe see if you can find him on LinkedIn, create a fake account and reach out to him that way, then get his number/email?

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        Some Romans getting relaxed

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      christmas slay

      Sleigh. Christmas Slay is a very different movie. I think it’s good? I don’t remember much about it lol

      Edit: looked it up, it’s great. It’s got bill Goldberg chewing scenery. I should watch that one again.

      Editx2: nope, that’s santas slay. No clue about the Christmas Slay movie now that I think about it

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        Are you thinking of Santa’s Slay starring Bill Goldberg as Santa?

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        Woops

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      *sleigh

      lol

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        Slay Santa, slaaaay

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    Christmas Trees

  • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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    It feels like this movie exists and is already 15 years old. We need to make it we can just pretend to remember the movie like a fever dream.

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      i saw this movie and it was great… but the mandela effect deleted it from this timeline

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    I want this

    • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t this the plot of one of the Harold and Kumar movies?

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        It’s either them or Seth Rogan and James Franco.

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        Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas or something does feature High Santa

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    Santa wakes up and is like “Dude, where’s my sleigh?”

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      “What’s mine say?”

      “Holly. What’s mine say?”

      “Jolly! What’s mine say?”

      and so on

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        “We’re hot elves!”

    • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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      “Where’s your sleigh, dude?”

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Yasss queen, sleigh

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    Harold and Kurmar Save Christmas?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    These are the kinds of ideas Hollywood is dumb for not taking a chance on. We used to have hella dumb shit like that; and it was awesome!

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    Featuring Snoop Dogg as the voice of Rudolph.

  • H1jAcK@lemm.ee
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    And they get to smoke different weed from all across the world! Merry Christmas, everyone!

  • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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    Jay and Silent Bob Christmas Special

    I want it

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Not a movie but here is a comic:

    https://lemmy.world/post/23537380

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    Kind of reminds me of a DnD campaign prompt I read about once: A seer predicts a coming danger that has the potential to destroy their small kingdom. The king immediately takes action and seeks the greatest mercenaries that money can buy to protect his people. He provides his son, the high prince, with the full treasury, ever single gold piece, and sends him into the badlands to find their champions. The prince immediately blows the gold on hookers and drugs. Panicking and with the small chunk of change left, he hires a party of 5 inept misfits instead. You are those misfits. Good luck, champions.

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    Starring the same cast from Half Baked in A Half Baked Christmas.

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    This is such a good idea. It would be one of those movies which have a 6.5 rating but you still enjoy it because it fits the vibe and is just stupid as hell.

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      6.5 is solid IMO if you like the topic/theme. Where I start getting worries is less than 5.

  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
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    Just remember to seed.

    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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      What does this mean?

      • Liz@midwest.social
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        It’s a torrenting reference.

        • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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          Ohhhh… Well that’s kinda out of left field. I assumed it was related to the plant material cause… seeds

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            This place loves to tell everyone they use Linux and torrent. 🤷

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