devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1569
arrow-up1569imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worlddevilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 ⓋlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 months agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 months agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareSasha [They/Them]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?