I’d advise against using the phrase ‘3/5ths of a person’, but I guess you can always count on Americans (and Texans in particular) to make stupid decisions.

… what do they think the lions are fed any other day?

tofu

At the end of that word salad he says something regarding masochism, so I think he actually meant to reply, but his reading comprehension left him hanging so he didn’t catch OP was talking about John Oliver (being the Western European living in the US).

(That, or they are just the fevered ramblings of a syphilitic brain. either way, your ‘wtf is this even’ applies)

I can’t believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

kill -9 $(pidof <process>)

Must to what?

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you’re pregnant.

That’s because you’re a dumbass. Happy now?

It looks extremely al dente.

“The only thing that stops a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun.”

I had hopes other drivers would have joined Verstappen in the swearing in some kind of ‘I’m motherfucking Spartacus’ moment.

“There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

*Alonso frantically searching for his helicopter hat and skateboard*

Wow, 152 people died during a verdict?

I don’t eat meat at all myself

So turkey is still on the menu then, in Minnesota at least.

Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!

like a 504 Internal Server Error

I don’t think so Tim.

They already added some much needed vowels with Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran and UAE. So SUBERECTII would be a possible acronym ?

Keep in mind an unencrypted /boot partition still leaves you open to an evil maid attack. I’m not really paranoid (or interesting) enough that I feel the need to take measures to prevent those kinds of attacks, but your situation may differ.

Apparently ‘mediocre’ translates to ‘mittelmäßig’, and I must say I enjoy the ‘German-ness’ that word exudes.