That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

Then go outside. Outside is where everything is ok.

Probably 5

I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I would LOVE to see other comedians rip on him.

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

No. I’m Spartacus.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

He Force Knew. Duh.

NEEMA? It sounds fine. Dems are trying to do something and you removed about the name.

I HATE this guy. He’s NOT funny. He used to post hours of heckling “clap backs” on reddit and none of them were witty or funny. Post after post of garbage content thinking he is witty.

Fuck this guy and his garbage act.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

This guy is in to Telsa. Like enough to make an account for them. Odd.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I’m seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.

“We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!”