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minus-squareDolphinMath@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoSoon to be followed by… The Waiter: Oh you’re vegan, we have a nice Salmon dish and I can ask the chef to not use any butter. How does that sound?
minus-squareNume MacAroonMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoMe: I’m in the mood for golden retriever. Just spare the butter.
Soon to be followed by…
The Waiter: Oh you’re vegan, we have a nice Salmon dish and I can ask the chef to not use any butter. How does that sound?
Me: I’m in the mood for golden retriever. Just spare the butter.