Trump says Canada has “unreasonably imposed new barriers to United States companies seeking to access the Canadian government procurement market.”
His solution?
“…directing federal agencies overseeing government procurement in the United States to remove all products of Canadian origin.”
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This reminds me of incels for some reason.
"Debbie is a fucking removed and won’t fuck me even when I offer to pay her. Fuck Debbie and all the whores who look like her.
Starts cursing out all attractive women.
“Why can’t I get laid?”
Yoink
Isn’t this what Russia says whenever one of their neighbors tries to defend their sovereignty?
Just say it’s NATO and that’s a tankie acceptable casus belli right there!
Threatening our sovereignty was a hostile act. We are just returning the favour.
We’re not even doing that. we’re finding new markets to trade our goods and services with that is a better return. This is called Capitalism and it’s what America claims to want.
Se gotta sell thé stuff thé USA dont need, somewhere.
Right wing snowflake, lol.
Given that no one has defined yet what “associate member of the EU” even means, if anything other than a mere decleration if intent for deepening cooperation, it is funny how rapidly Trump is complaining about it.
Trump has turned Canada into the new hotness on the global stage. The world sees that idiot man baby attack us and Carney playing it super cool and just brushing it off. He knows Trump is a fool and he calmly lets the world know he knows. People fucking love that shit.
People used to say Trump’s fumbling was actually 4D chess. The problem is the game is regular chess and Canada is kicking his ass.
I have no doubts Canada is going to emerge from all of this as a force we’ve never been before.
World War III is already on. In a hundred years, when fascism has fallen, history books will call Trump a butcher, and Congress, complicit traitors.
Hate to break it to ya, but it hasn’t even been 100 years since the previous world war, and look at where we are now. Bet the history books did Nazi that coming.
Hate to break it to ya, but they didzi it coming.
Yeah like every humanities and history prof I had said “and we’re seeing the same things in the USA right now” like yeah, they zi it. Not enough people listened.
yeah, they zi it. Not enough people listened.
Just like climate change / global warming.
Subject matter experts have been warning about it for many decades, and have been ignored by policy makers for just as long.
Historians have been warning about the new rise of fascism since the 90s. It was very much seen coming.
Hitler didn’t happen in a day either.
Historians yah sure kind of out of their realm.
It’s because they weren’t persecuted like they should have been
Trump will be called a pedophile, a loser, a narcissist. And those backing him are complicit. RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
You have a lot of faith for a citizenry that stares at flashing lights all day. Democracy does when too few are around to defend it.
Wait, I know this. Next, he’s going to perform a special military operation close to the border, right?
Anything that goes against Trump is pretty much a “hostile act”.
He and his ICEstapo goons can’t arrest us all.
Meanwhile, everything Trump and his cronies do are actual hostile acts.
Every accusation is a confession
Lmao he’s such a lil removed!!
So here’s a piece of old tribal wisdom:
When you hit someone, don’t be surprised if they hit back.
Canada isn’t hitting back. We dodged the punch and left the bar mumbling “This place used to be fine but it’s turned into a removed filled with idiots”.
Now we’re at the nice bar down the street, having drinks with Ursula, and not giving it a second thought.
As an aside, does anyone else find Ursula kind of hot?
Ah, more of a judo move in your definition then.
Yah right America could so sceew UA over on so manybways still it isn’t even funny. If they sactuned Canada we would be screwed
Right now Canada is being seen globally with very favoured eyes. That would be a huge mistake for Trump.
He’ll probably do it.
We would just stop shipping them wood, oil, potash and electricity and USA would un-sanction us.
Adapted to modern times: FAFO
Let me guess… Time to de-nazify Canada?
Good thing Canada doesn’t have to consult you, Donnie.
Non-hostile acts:
-Threatening to annex an ally -Imposing tariffs on a country you had a trade agreement with -Renaming bodies of water to spite an allied country
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
