Will Turd Nugent open every season?

A woman I lived with for nearly 10 years fell under her fundamentalist family’s influence, and went off the deep end. We split up, and a few months later I get a call.

Now, first I have to tell you, the closest thing to a swear word they allowed themselves was “man.” So she calls me (she and her pre-existing kids were living there by now) and tells me that she and I were “married in gawd’s sight” which meant I needed to start sending her money. Well, you can imagine my response. And when she shouted behind her “he ain’t going to do it,” I heard her father scream “MAN!” Made my day, it did.

They yearn for the coal mines.

Fuck you, Android autocomplete!

My wife is a huge prime rib fan. Invariably, the waiter gives me the prime rib, and my wife the salmon.

I used to teach community college sociology. One of my students told me “it would be gay” to be kind with his 4 year old son.

I often wonder how that kid turned out. Not good I imagine.

Moving to the right in preparation for a POTUS run. It never works and just plays right into the Ruling Party’s hands.

Ebbie

Just for its sheer badosity, a 1950s movie made in Mexico, just called Santa Claus. Santa vs. the devil, I shit you not.

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

And don’t call me “Shirley.”

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?

An ignorant, egotistical, emotionally stunted dotard rambles incoherently for 20 minutes. He controls the nuclear codes.

The media sticks their finger in their collective ear and goes “La La La.”

This is fascism. They’ll always win.

I’m retiring next week from a union job with a community college. Insane benefits, pension, no overtime. Some eager 20something would be set for life. But, it tends to be older workers who see the value of such a position.

This is how atrocities start. This is the prelude to rounding up LGBTQ people. And then who?

It’s Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this “awesome” website without techies. What they don’t tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

Sandworms!

Now the US will invade to “just take the spice.”

The Republican removed burb I live in is determined to bulldoze what little open space remains, and stack more apartments on top of overpriced apartments. No improvements of course. I have to slog 4 miles to the nearest shopping, and if I had to take the bus? A simple errand could run four hours.

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.