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19 hours agoYou think cops care about trust?
Edit. Just reread your comment and I do believe I misunderstood it initially. My apologies
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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6·20 hours agoSomeone needs to rewrite a version of “Sympathy for the Devil” based solely off every horrible thing trump did, ending with a line about how the devil himself never did any of those things
I love seeing the use of the word “chortle” in the wild
“They’re putting razors in the cheese!”
“Na, that’s just extra sharp cheddar.”
2·1 day agoThey don’t have the ones in my area. Where do I go to inform them of this so they add them to their next update?
Nervously avoiding eye contact: “W-what? No, I don’t…” Knife is out in the open for all to see.
(My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™)
I’d rather underperform in front of a talent scout than a cub scout.
The talent scout only cares about the money they can make off you. The cub scout cares about you. I wouldn’t wanna disappoint the kid.
6·1 day agoUnrelated to the content at hand, but
Dude looks old af, but damn has he aged gracefully!
I keep seeing him addressed as “Dr.” What does he have a doctorate in? Just curious
Edit. He’s an epidemiologist. Hells yeah, man!
6·1 day agoBecause they were also having loud sex without being married
The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment “what the fuck is this”
My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™
2·4 days agoI doubt whatever caused them to explode would let any loopholes get exploited. (E.g. Bezos technically isn’t a billionaire because his riches aren’t in money form, but he still explodes like all the others.)
Edit. Your comment history made me realise I just fed a Mother’s-basement Troll™ 🤦♀️
4·4 days agoA flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia
Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing
10·4 days agoSo is “Zacharia” the new “Scaramucci” as slang for “super fucking quick lmao”?
- Father is Gomez Addams
Reference
Sean Aston (Sam) is John Aston’s (Gomez from the old 60s show) son
9·4 days agoMapQuest seems to be the Mamdani of map apps. They just keep cranking out W after W
I love how this became a new meme format 😂