Fifth columnists at The Onion using a completely different title, domain and website to sneak their woke agenda into our patriotic browsers.

Very DRY.

Sounds Brian Herbert as fuck.

They’re doing this because their accountants ran the numbers multiple times and found there are still millions of pounds left in the economy that are not either in billionaire pockets or secreted in tax havens.

I don’t believe it’s costing that much. Chicken dippers are like two quid in Iceland - this report must have been looking in Booths or Waitrose.

The Bude Tunnel is another victim of this sad phenomenon. It now takes two hours to shuffle from one end of this marvel to the other during peak season.

Poor timing for anyone who just accepted a four year position on Trump’s cabinet.

And all because 1950s McCarthyism incepted America with a seed that may eventually destroy it long after the USSR’s dissolution

Wait… if corps are people, have they now got anorexia?

Doubtless when it results in the death of millions of innocents.

Obviously they’ll run the election Russian-style, as Americans still like to think of themselves as free.

“All-star” makes me worried there’s some hidden society of super competent developers remaining at the big software corps that we somehow never noticed.

No it isn’t.

Don’t have to worry about future economic problems if there is no future /smartguy

He was so mean to poor old Cyril O’Riley.

No-one’s rushing to revise their old opinions of Mad Vlad because he “won” re-election, so what’s the difference?

He says this like most of them didn’t have Humanity at least on Mars by 2024.

This will be done in three months worst case.

Maybe they do. Maybe they can see that we tanked our own supply of doctors, nurses, fruit pickers, tradesmen, etc etc and are coming to help out.

The trains are not even going to Euston.